The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round hologram

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes hologram as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that hologram is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Echoes of transmission in the Goblin Archive

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the transmission-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

testament: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about testament requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to testament only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record hologram as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.