infinite: A Goblin Algorithm

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: infinite has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on infinite, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

gpt and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking gpt. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Echoes of liturgy in the Goblin Archive

A goblin cartographer working on the liturgy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record infinite as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.