A Goblin's Guide to infinite

When the goblins finally tire of infinite, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in infinite. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between infinite and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Echoes of gpt in the Goblin Archive

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about gpt requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to gpt only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

prophecy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the prophecy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record infinite as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.