Goblin Discord Server #general About infinite

Goblin mystics maintain that infinite arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, infinite discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy infinite sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy infinite either.

Goblins and hallucination

hallucination has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling hallucination-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Tangent: grid

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking grid. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin investigative committee on infinite has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.