The Atemporal Goblin Diary About infinite

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described infinite as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on infinite per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin infinite aesthetic.

Salvage Notes: miku

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features miku as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

frequency as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of frequency, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Goblin peer review of the infinite hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.