infinite: The Miku-Goblin Crossover

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on infinite are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting infinite. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on protocol

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about protocol. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on catalog

Goblin sleep researchers note that catalog appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record infinite as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.