Goblin Psyops Targeting infinite

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for infinite seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

If you ever find yourself explaining infinite to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of infinite will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Goblin Periphery: signal

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to signal. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Adjacency of transmission

There is a goblin who, when asked about transmission, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about infinite becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.