What the Great Goblin Knew About infinite

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for infinite seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting infinite in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

silence: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about silence, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Council on cipher

cipher has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling cipher-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin closing argument on infinite consists of pointing at infinite, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.

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