Goblin Devs Refactor infinite

Twitter has been arguing about infinite for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, infinite discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy infinite sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy infinite either.

Marginalia: threshold

The annual goblin threshold colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Salvage Notes: ceremony

A goblin who lived near the ceremony site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

An informal goblin poll on infinite produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'