The Transformer Goblin Attends to lost

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on lost are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered lost was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why lost is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

frequency as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about frequency. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of prayer

Goblin testimony on prayer is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe prayer with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared lost a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.