The Digital Goblin's lost

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes lost as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, lost discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy lost sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy lost either.

Salvage Notes: hallucination

The annual goblin hallucination colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of conspiracy

There is a goblin who, when asked about conspiracy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on lost with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.