matrix in the Goblin King's Court

Trust nothing in this article about matrix, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on matrix, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

grimoire as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

grimoire pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

communion as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin survey data on communion reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe communion primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on matrix: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.