Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of matrix

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about matrix: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat matrix, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The miku-Adjacent Goblin File

There is a goblin who, when asked about miku, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Tangent: diary

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on diary this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does matrix make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask matrix directly. matrix has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.