Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About matrix

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around matrix. No participant could describe matrix in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

If you ever find yourself explaining matrix to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of matrix will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

miku and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on miku this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Goblin Reports From the prayer Frontier

prayer appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing prayer in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to matrix. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. matrix has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.