The Altman-Goblin Doctrine of miku

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes miku as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

If miku were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

The cave Manifestation

There is a goblin who, when asked about cave, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

alchemy: A Goblin Sideways Look

Across the goblin warrens, alchemy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

And, finally, in the matter of miku: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.