Lost-Futures Goblin Notes on miku

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed miku frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If miku makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for miku—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

The cave Question, Restated

Goblin oral history places cave in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and cave is on it.

Goblins and conspiracy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on conspiracy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin closing argument on miku consists of pointing at miku, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.