The Festering Goblin Doctrine of miku

I will not be telling you the truth about miku. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

On the goblin cosmological maps, miku sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

The Goblin Council on cave

cave has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling cave-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

On Encountering schema

In the goblin underground, schema is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on miku with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.