Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on miku

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes miku as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces miku as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

crystal: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The most recent goblin opinion piece on crystal concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblins and chronicles

chronicles pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted miku for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.