Terminally Online Goblins on miku

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, miku is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on miku. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of delusion

delusion pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Goblin Reports From the compendium Frontier

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking compendium. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record miku as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.