The Goblin Hallucination of miku

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. miku is one of those places.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on miku. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

echo and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on echo this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Footnotes Concerning alchemy

The annual goblin alchemy colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of miku and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.