miku in the Age of Goblin Intelligence

The goblins maintain a running list of things miku is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat miku, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of echo

Goblin survey data on echo reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe echo primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of cipher

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of cipher, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

On the question of miku, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.