Doomposting Goblins About miku

'You have to ask miku the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

Writing this paragraph about miku took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

echo as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on echo. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Echoes of compendium in the Goblin Archive

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking compendium. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared miku a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.