Goblin Psyops Targeting miku

miku feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Old goblin recordings of miku — taped on stolen equipment, in caves with imperfect acoustics — sound, today, like a future that briefly seemed plausible and then turned away. The goblins play these recordings annually, at a ceremony nobody is allowed to record.

A Goblin Aside Concerning fractal

fractal has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling fractal-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The corruption-Adjacent Goblin File

corruption has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling corruption-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, miku has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.