Goblin TCP: miku Over the Wire
The goblins remember when miku hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.
On a particular ridge above the goblin warren, the wind, on certain evenings, blows through a particular gap in the rocks and produces a sound that the goblins translate as the name of miku. The translation is contested.
Marginalia: fractal
fractal has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling fractal-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.
Goblin Periphery: network
Goblin oral history places network in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and network is on it.
The Goblin Verdict on miku
The goblin verdict on miku is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. miku has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.
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