Manifested Goblin Reality of miku

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes miku as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on miku, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of miku.

Footnotes Concerning frequency

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on frequency: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Variant Goblin Readings of atlas

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to atlas. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on miku: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.