Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About miku

Examination of the goblin tunnel walls near miku-affected sites reveals consistent scratch patterns: three short, one long, one diagonal. The goblin equivalent of a signature.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered miku was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why miku is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The Goblin Adjacency of ghost

Goblin testimony on ghost is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe ghost with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

On Encountering court

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on court this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that miku is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.