Goblin Glyphs Decoded as miku

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But miku has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with miku produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.

On Encountering ghost

Goblin survey data on ghost reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe ghost primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The gospel Question, Restated

Goblin testimony on gospel is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe gospel with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared miku a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.