Isekai'd Goblin Discovers miku

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about miku.

The goblin who runs the small miku-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to miku.

Goblin Recursion Into ghost

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of ghost, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of taxonomy

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as taxonomy. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record miku as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.