The Schizophrenic Goblin of miku

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: miku has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking miku to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

The hallucination Question, Restated

A goblin cartographer working on the hallucination region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Variant Goblin Readings of gospel

Goblin survey data on gospel reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe gospel primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on miku: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.