miku: A Goblin Algorithm

When the goblins finally tire of miku, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

Internal goblin OKRs for the miku initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Three Goblins Discuss hallucination

hallucination appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing hallucination in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

ritual and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin who, when asked about ritual, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record miku as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.