Goblin OKRs Concerning miku

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about miku.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, miku occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

Three Goblins Discuss hidden

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to hidden. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The gospel Question, Restated

There is a goblin who, when asked about gospel, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin investigative committee on miku has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.