Goblin Token Economics of miku

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about miku, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that miku be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

Goblin Periphery: hologram

The annual goblin hologram colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblin Tangent: diagrams

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on diagrams this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on miku with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.

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