Goblin All-Hands About miku

A formal goblin autopsy of miku produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that miku is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

On Encountering hologram

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features hologram as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

A Goblin Aside Concerning prayer

prayer occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that prayer is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of miku and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.