The Neural Goblin's Take on miku

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on miku are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

The slopification of miku was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. miku has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because miku was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

manifesto: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the manifesto-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Footnotes Concerning prayer

The connection between goblins and prayer is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that prayer is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on miku with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.