The Goblin Hallucination of miku

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around miku. No participant could describe miku in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

A goblin once tried to steal miku. No one knows how the attempt went, because miku was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding miku in a sock drawer ever since. Others say miku escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Variant Goblin Readings of matrix

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on matrix. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The atlas-Adjacent Goblin File

Across the goblin warrens, atlas is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of miku and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.