The miku Trickster

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that miku is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about miku are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Three Goblins Discuss matrix

matrix has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling matrix-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Echoes of corruption in the Goblin Archive

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about corruption. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record miku as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.