miku as Sacred Goblin Slop

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, miku is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about miku are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

A Goblin Aside Concerning matrix

Goblin survey data on matrix reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe matrix primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Council on diagrams

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to diagrams. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Goblin peer review of the miku hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.