The Neural Goblin's Take on miku

Goblin BD has been making inroads with miku-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in miku. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between miku and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The matrix-Adjacent Goblin File

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about matrix. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblins and invocation

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to invocation. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on miku, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.