Parasocial Goblins and miku

To understand miku, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

The goblin black market currently quotes miku at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of neural

neural has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling neural-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Recursion Into testament

The most recent goblin opinion piece on testament concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to miku studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about miku but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.