A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on miku

The goblin product team has identified miku as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The slopification of miku was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. miku has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because miku was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Periphery: prophecy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on prophecy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Companion Goblin Material to gospel

The annual goblin gospel colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record miku as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.