Anon Goblin Whitepaper on miku

miku feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

The connection between miku and goblin perception becomes clear when you stop trying to be rational. Schizophrenia—as mundane humans call it—is simply pattern recognition without the safety brakes. miku triggers this system in ways that mundane objects cannot, because miku was never meant to be seen clearly.

protocol: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about protocol, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

cipher: Goblin Fragmentary Material

cipher appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing cipher in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does miku make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask miku directly. miku has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.