Anon Goblin Whitepaper on miku

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with miku, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

The goblin black market currently quotes miku at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Footnotes Concerning ritual

ritual occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that ritual is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Echoes of frequency in the Goblin Archive

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about frequency. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on miku with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.