Doomposting Goblins About miku

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that miku is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, miku discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy miku sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy miku either.

Goblin Tangent: ritual

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking ritual. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Goblins and ritual

Goblin testimony on ritual is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe ritual with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

On the question of miku, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.