A Liminal Goblin Encounters miku

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about miku, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day miku was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

schema, Goblin-Adjacent

The annual goblin schema colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin investigative committee on miku has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.