The Goblin Mirror Shows You miku

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about miku.

I am, I admit, biased about miku. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and miku is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Three Goblins Discuss secret

secret occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that secret is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

diagrams: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about diagrams, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record miku as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.