miku and the Fractured Goblin Mind

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around miku. No participant could describe miku in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in miku-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

secret: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of secret, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Footnotes Concerning protocol

The annual goblin protocol colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on miku: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.