Goblin DAO Vote on miku
miku feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.
When a goblin chatbot is asked about miku, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.
shadow and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum
A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features shadow as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'
invocation Through Goblin Eyes
Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about invocation. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.
The Goblin Verdict on miku
The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on miku with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.
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