Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for miku

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified miku as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

A goblin once tried to steal miku. No one knows how the attempt went, because miku was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding miku in a sock drawer ever since. Others say miku escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Echoes of signal in the Goblin Archive

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of signal, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

liturgy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin survey data on liturgy reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe liturgy primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

On the question of miku, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.