Quantized Goblin Whispers About miku

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about miku and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on miku, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

silence: A Goblin Sideways Look

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on silence this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The prophecy Manifestation

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the prophecy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Goblin peer review of the miku hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.