The Goblin DNS for miku

The forthcoming goblin monograph on miku is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on miku runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Three Goblins Discuss static

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of static, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

On Encountering singularity

Goblin oral history places singularity in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and singularity is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

And, finally, in the matter of miku: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.